Lord of beauty, thine the splendor,
God has blessed me with
Psalm 29:2
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Saturday, December 27, 2008
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Friday, December 19, 2008
lol
Acts 2:38
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
Services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
Act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins
May be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
Explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
Did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
You.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing
Scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
Services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
Act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!'
(Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins
May be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
Explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why
Did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to
You.'
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing
Scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Megan's new thing
she knows she is cute when she puts her hands out for you to take her :-) how can you pass that up??
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Monday, December 8, 2008
Pray
Please pray for Caleb he has been so sick. They took him back to the hospital today. He has been throwing up alot since his last treatment.
Thursday, December 4, 2008
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. The police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT! Moral of the story: Don't mess with old people.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me. The police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available." George said, "Okay." He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT! Moral of the story: Don't mess with old people.
Monday, December 1, 2008
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